Project Badass

Who would you rather bone?

thesm2group — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:09:01 +0000

Inspired by the sweeping epic Billy Madison comes the ultimate shirt:

Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Frank: ’74.
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.

Available now at The Shirt Alert.

Rihanna – I’d Hit That

thesm2group — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:40:28 +0000

Rihanna is so hot right now. Man, if she wasn’t spoken for by Chris Brown, I would totally hit that. Multiple times even….hard. Yea, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Get the Rihanna shirt to impress your friends and make people cry for only $15.

I Twittered Your Mom

thesm2group — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:05:20 +0000

I still don’t really know what twitter is, but I think this shirt is pretty funny:

Willis Tower

thesm2group — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:53:39 +0000

Are you shitting me?

For those of you not in the loop (I mean that figuratively and geographically as Chicago’s downtown area is called “the loop”) the Sears Tower is undergoing a name change thanks to some looser Red Coats (never forget). George Washington must be spinning in his grave.

As a native Chicagoian, I can tell you if there’s one thing we are its stubborn. I predict that this name change will have little effect around here, as most people still refer to the stadium on the south side as Comiskey Park instead of whatever it is now. Elsewhere around the county, does Willis really think its going to get good publicity. I don’t even know what they do, but I plan to already boycott them. Join me in my boycott my fellow Americans!

Wear this shirt around to let people know what a joke this name change really is:

RICK ASTLEY BACK ON TOUR

thesm2group — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:53:53 +0000

The greatest musician the world has ever seen is back. Ms. Astley has announced that he is bringing his unexpectedly deep voice and sweet dance moves back to a stage near you. As a person in my late 20′s, I couldn’t be happier that I will finally get to see him perform.

To hold me over, I am wearing my Rick Astley shirt from www.theshirtalert.com. It lets you Rick Roll your friends by asking what Rick Astley would never do…

Prestige Worldwide

thesm2group — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:09:53 +0000

If you haven’t seen Step Brothers yet, go out and rent it (or illegally download it) right away. I thought Will Ferrell was done; gone the way of Adam Sandler or Eddie Murphy. Sure they all started out great, but then their shtick got old faster than Tommy Lee Jones’ face. I mean, did anyone actually pay attention to Semi-Pro? That movie simply was not funny.

Anyway, here is a Prestige Worldwide shirt, the company they plan to start in Step Brothers. It features their logo, their slogan (The First Word In Entertainment), and the items they specialize in (Management, Financial Portfolios, Insurance, Computers, Black Leather Gloves, Research and Development, Security, and Investors; possibly you?).

Found at The Shirt Alert.com

Their facebook page.

Suck it vegetarians

thesm2group — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:32:27 +0000

We as humans are meant to eat meat. Years of evolution led us to this point, and now I am going to devour as many animals as I possibly can over the remaining portion of my life. This shirt celebrates meat eating and man’s claim to being the most ferocious predator on earth. Also, it will probably piss off some vegans or PETA people, and if I am going to get paint thrown on my cloths, at least this shirt only costs $15.

Found at TheShirtAlert.com
Facebook Page.

Negative Ghostrider, The Pattern Is Full

thesm2group — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:31:09 +0000

Quick, name the greatest movie of all time. If your like me, you said either Top Gun or Cabin Boy depending on your current mood.

This shirt celebrates the glory that is the movie Top Gun.

If you have watched the movie recently or regularly quote it like I do, you will remember this line. Near the beginning, Tom Cruise (Maverick (Lt. Pete Mitchell)) requests a fly by, only to hear back that the pattern is full. He does it anyway, and the rest is movie history.

The shirt is available from The Shirt Alert for only $15 and shipping is a flat rate of $5 no matter how many shirts you purchase. Become a fan of the The Shirt Alert on the facebook page as well for discounts and promotions.

Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia T-Shirts

thesm2group — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:24:01 +0000

In case you have lived in a cave for the last couple of years (terrorists, I’m looking at you), the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia is pretty much the funniest show on TV these days. Now in its 4th season, it seems to have finally caught on and gotten the mainstream audience it deserves.

We here at Project Badass have been following the little show that could since the midway through the first season (don’t worry, we went back and watched the first couple of episodes too). As such, we have seen it grow from an indie production to the comedy juggernaut it is today. Since season 1 we have also been looking for shirts referencing the show, but those attempts were fairly unsuccessful (save for the few Cafepress shops we found trying to charge $25 for a picture someone just pulled off FX’s website).

Then came the Sunny section at The Shirt Alert. They have a number of hilarious tees with more on the way and all for under $15. Check them out below:

And last but not least, Project Badass’ personal favorite:

There’s no doubt, that Project Badass shirt is totally and completely badass!